February 2011
January 2011
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
School starts soon, my dad’s not helping me pay for it, I won’t have a job FOR school because my current job doesn’t work with my school hours, and fuckin’ I have hella crap to buy. Like BOOKS. Fuck my life.
Where’s a suitcase full of money when you need it?
“In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.”
– Coco Chanel
When you don't answer my text messages.
Inside:
Outside:
“It doesn’t matter how long you’ve known her — If she had you...”
– Tyga Duke
Monthly Challenge :) →
Day 01- A recent picture of you and 15 interesting facts about yourself Day 02- The meaning behind your Tumblr name Day 03- A picture of you and your friends Day 04- A habit that you wish you didn’t have Day 05- A picture of somewhere you’ve been to Day 06- Favorite super hero and why Day 07- A picture of someone/something that has the biggest impact on you Day 08- Short term goals for this...
Egypt's battle is on →
“A young demonstrator told me that, when running from the police on Tuesday, he entered a building and rang an apartment bell at random. It was 4am. A 60-year-old man opened the door, fear obvious on his face. The demonstrator asked the man to hide him from the police. The man asked to see his…
Anonymous asked: what's your dream guy?
Nuts.
Vince: you're allergic to nuts?
Amber: Yep.
Amber: That's why I'm not pregnant.
Vince: you probably have an allergic reaction 24/7
Amber: OH. Jk.
Vince: LOL
Amber: TUMBLR! =D That was too great. XD
“I never understood why girls liked assholes. But hey, if you want to be...”
– Yours truly ;)
I would really really love to see Coldplay live. :)
Have you ever laughed so hard that no sound comes...
fashionisendless:
“We’re so arrogant, aren’t we? So afraid of age, we do everything we can to...”
– Daniel, P.S. I Love You (via duhitsmelissa)
: The Vice Guide to Eating Pussy →
thegreattitsofkatyperry:
Men suck at eating pussy. Not because they don’t like it but because it’s really fucking hard. You have to learn it. Giving good head is the key to just about everything in life (including getting good head later on), so it’s time we broke it down. Like this. The secret to giving good head is to…
